5 Heart Attacks On a Bun

Everybody likes heart attacks or at least that is what they are saying when they pound back some of these greasy cholesterol packed burgers.

These five burgers are guaranteed to knock years off your life.  So eat at your own risk!

McSurf n’ Turf

While this burger is definitely going to jack your cholesterol up a few points from all the saturated fat in the 1/4 lber patty, hopefully some of the Omega 3 Fatty acids from the fish (if that really is fish), will help counter off some of the negative effects on your health.

This lovely blend of beef and fish comes equipped with 1 1/4 pounder patty, 1 filet of fish patty, numerous slices of cheese, tartar sauce and 3 bun pieces.

Deep Fried White Castle Sliders

Not much tastes better than a handful of White Castle slider burgers on a lazy Sunday after an evening jam packed full of drinking.  I tried to think of a way you could top them, and indeed a way does exist.  Batter those beautiful little sliders up and toss them in the deep fryer.  Let cool, then sit back and enjoy as your heart quivers in fear.

7 Patty 2 lbs McDonalds Cheese Burger

McDonalds has long been ranked the ‘King of Cholesterol’ and this was for the standard foods they offer.  When I saw this picture of a 7 patty 2lbs cheese burger I personally upped their status from King of Cholesterol to Empire.

The Fifth Third Burger

The Fifth Third Burger is a fan favorite at the West Michigan Whitecap’s stadium and why wouldn’t it be? This nutritionist’s nightmare contains nearly 5000 calories in heart stopping goodness.  With each $20 purchase you qualify to receive the following health conscious foods:

5 1/3lbs beef patties
1 Cup Chili
5 Slices of American Cheese
Nacho Cheese
Lettuce
Salsa
Sour Cream
Frito’s Potato Chips
Optional: Jalapeno

To make your mom really proud, finish the whole burger by yourself and you will land yourself a T-Shirt to show off to all your fat friends.

Mega Mel Burger

The Mega Mel Burger might just be the biggest burger to ever walk this planet (Cows walk before they are slaughtered so shut it).  The burger contains 1.5 lbs of fresh ground beef, 1 lb of bacon, 1/4 lb of American cheese, lots of lettuce,tomatoes and pickles.  This burger is offered at Mel’s Country Cafe located in Tomball, Texas. What makes this burger EXTRA special is that if you can finish the ENTIRE thing in two hours, you even get to put your name on the wall! You can have your name in the lights with hundreds of other obese Americans! Just make sure you don’t let anybody pick off your plate or you will be disqualified.