These days Pizza is as American as Apple pie. When a food becomes American you have to be prepared for some extremely unhealthy variations to rear their ugly heads and Pizza is no exception. Below I will exhibit 14 pizzas that many people would not hesitate to stuff down their gullet.
Some of the pictures courtesy of this is why you’re fat.
Hot Dog And French Fry Pizza
Want to combine hot dog day and pizza day at school all into one tasty glorious day? Eat a Hot Dog & French fry pizza!
Turkish Kebab Pizza
I love Kebabs and I also love pizza, who knew they would go together so well. Too bad the presentation was horrible; they need to learn a lesson or two from the fast food giants!
Snack Bomb Pizza
Feel like a pizza, but aren’t in the mood for traditional toppings? Why not covere your pizza with your favorite snacks and combine snacking with well, getting fat. This pizza features french fries, sliced corn dogs, Doritos and KFC Popcorn Chicken.
Happy Meal Pizza
Since McDonalds no longer offers pizza, I guess we will have to take it upon ourselves to make a ‘Happy Meal McPizza’.
The Corn Dog Pizza
Every time I take a road trip any where in the USA, I always stop at random gas stations and stuff my face with corn dogs. For some reason the idea of placing full sized corn dogs on my pizza has always evaded me… until today that is.
Junk Food Pizza
This guy reminds me a lot of the Snack Bomb pizza but some of thee toppings are a little more appetizing to me than Doritos. The Junk food pizza is a large pizza packing potato skins, mini tacos, Jalapeno poppers, onion rings and Mozza Stick.
Chicago Style Stuffed Pizza
You’ve heard of deep dish pan fried stuffed pizza, but have you EVER seen anything this deep dish and juicy? This Chicago style stuffed pizza is so thick you should almost call it lasagna.
Pizza Roll Up
Ever since somebody decided to pour ranch dressing all over their pizza and turned salad dressing into the McChicken Sauce of the pizza world, I’ve been steadily watching my stomach take over the space previously occupied by my weiner. This pizza takes an all meat pizza, soaks it in Ranch dressing then rolls it up like a fruit roll up.
Deep Fried Pepperoni Pizza
One of my favorite pizza’s in the world is a New York style slice of Pepperoni pizza dripping with oil. I always wondered who would top it, that was until I found these pictures. Let me introduce to you, a deep fried pepperoni pizza. Yumm!
How to Make Deep Fried Pizza
The Meta Pizza
Awww how cute, this pizza gave birth to little baby pizzas and is offering them to us as a topping on itself. How selfless.
Hamburger Crust Pizza
At first I thought this pizza was just burnt, but after further investigation, some genius created a pizza that had a complete ground beef burger crust. Bring on the Atkins dieters! 
Gravy Pizza
What do you do when you get sick of using Ranch dressing as dipping sauce for your pizza? Step it up a notch and soak that grub in gravy, that’s what.
The Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger
This Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger is pure genius. Take two meat pizzas and squash a ton of beef, bacon, and cheese in between those two pizzas and pack in probably 2000 calories of heart exploding goodness per slice.
I may be crazy but I’m not Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza crazy.
deep fried peperoni and Chicago Style Stuffed Pizza sound good compared to the rest. Maybe the kebab is good, but I never tasted one.
Come to Arcata, CA in the humboldt nation. We have 7 pizza by the slice places in this town of 15,000. Up scale, quick, and we have a round table. Thats the only fast food joint in town. Try Smugs, live from new york, Arcata pizza and deli, or big petes, folie duce, mazotis or one of the other fine places
wow i would love anyone of those where do i get those
the most disgusting set of shit evAr, go to the NE US and get some good greezy NY/NJ slice
I think you should retitle this article. 14 gastronomic crimes. These aren’t pizzas, this is what a 9 year old does when you aren’t there to stop him from fooling around in the kitchen. I can’t decide which of these is the most repugnant. Is anyone actually stupid enough to want to eat one of these things for any reason other than a booze-induced dare?
No wonder America is a nation of fat bastards. These are absolutely disgusting.
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am i the only one who got a little sick when seeing some. seriously though they are either gross or just pizza with garbage thrown on top. except the giant deep dish. that one looks friggin sweet
I agree with Bhlaab, the bacon cheeseburger Pizza looks pretty disgusting
I am Turkish, and that “Turkish Kebab Pizza” thing above looks like an abomination.
Most if not all of these pizzas look absolutely disgusting. Why ruin cheese? Gluttons we be!
I have to admit, that gravy pizza looks pretty tasty.
These pizzas had better be “worth dying for,” because that is assuredly the only way to finish one.
missing cilantro!
I just saw a show on pizza that pointed out a world famous pb and j pizza. Surprised its not on here. I have to say, most of those are not my bag. I usually go for old school plain pepporoni style.
..i speak for all stoners when i say……holy fuckin dog fuck thats the shit.
I am bacon cheese pizza burger crazy. om nom
Death sounds like a better option than these disgusting looking pizzas!
I love the little pizzas on the big pizza…. “how selfless” lol
there is a small pizza place in Otsego mi that has the best I’ve ever had. 12×12 new yorker. deepdish square AWESOME
I went to Chicago for a meeting a few years ago and got to try their deep dish pizza firsthand. Now I’m not a novice where pizza is concerned as I started eating it when it cost me only 15 cents a slice! Anyway, I sat down and got a beer and ordered a regular (nothing fancy) deep dish pizza. When it came to my table, I was amazed how big it was and proceeded to eat it. It was so good I almost ate a complete one, and it was about 12″ diameter. Note that I only weighed about 135 pounds at the time. Then I staggered back to my hotel, totally satiated and pleased with how good the pizza tasted!
You’re missing the New Jersey Fat Bastard Pizza. It is something along the lines of:
Extra cheese, french fries, onion rings, steak, chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, onion, and i think thats it… its completely amazing and completely fat. Worth it.
Could whoever posted this article PLEASE let me know where they found that Chicago Stuffed pizza? benuendos@yahoo.com. Thanks a ton!
I like pizza /and love pizza but these are all disgusting, I was hoping for somehting good
this is horrible!
how deliciously decadent…could go for one of those - maybe pull out all the meat, wipe off some of the oily cheese and sauce on that first once to make it less heartattack inducing
Sweet.
I’ll translate this into Korean and post it on my blog if you don’t mind =D
I disagree with everyone as let’s face it most are just done as a joke and you must admit if you didn’t see it first it would probably taste good.
In Rock Falls Illinois there is a local chain (Angelo’s I and II) that sells “Spaghetti Pizza”… essentially a giant deep dish pizza stuffed with spaghetti and meat sauce as the ingrediant (and whatever else you want). It’s a giant carb load as the crust is very thick, but actually very good. The crust is outstanding.
Some of those…do look good.
Now, I know what Chicago stuffed pizza is supposed to look like!
No wonder, that you americans are are the fattest nation in the world, (sry for the bad language, but if you think that this is tasty you have to blame yourself)
btw, the best pizzas you can get are still in Italy made in a wodden stove
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In Australia, as least, we call the extra deep Chicago Style Pizza a “quiche”. It’s also like a really deep omelette, with a pie crust. Which is also like a really deep pizza. In fact, I’d just cut the crap and say it’s quiche.
Besides - friends are supposed to join the carnage into most of these pizzas, so it’s a shared heartburn.
yep, this is aaaaaalllllll crap. Why not make a pizza and put broken glass on top of it.
Holy fuck…my stomach turned upside down looking at that shit. I hate being from Aemrica, sometimes….
They all look delicious to me! but I’m also high so you know ……..
you forgot the Philly Taco! It’s a cheesesteak wrapped around by a pizza. Sooooo good … but i think you die before you’re 55 if you eat them haha
I think the title should read “14 Pizzas Worth Dying From.”
No one would die for any of these, seriously…
I wouldn’t eat any of that with a ten foot pole. Except the metapizza.
As the genesis of the Corndog Pizza, allow me to testify:
It was DELICIOUS.
How can people eat these pizza’s - I was gagging while looking at it.
ugh! Vomit…….
You are what you eat.
You forgot the best one. Mac and Cheese Pizza.
haha word bhlaab. this pizza is wack as fuck, to die for my ass id rather die, eating any of these pizzas will kill you ar at least they will try. my chlesterol just skyrocketed just viewing this page. pizza is pizza. i like pizza, but not mixed with a bunch of deepfried frozen bullshit. im pretty sure this was the menu for the last episode of my big red neck wedding. the only one missing is the arteriosclerosis pizza pie.
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I really don’t think those are pizzas
these abortions just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Great!! There are kids dying of starvation in the world, and these decadant a-holes spend their time flaunting this absolute excess of what might as well be gold to some of these starving children aound the world. I hope all these “Chefs” are proud of their creations. Sleep well, Chef Boyar-Degenerates!
Hey Perplexed. Did you think that perhaps this whole thing was done tongue in cheek? That means it’s a joke (that will save you a trip to Wikipedia or needing to ask a brighter friend). Lighten up and enjoy the work they have done to give us all a laugh.
that is not pizza!.. don’t even try to call them pizza
these are real neapolitan pizzas
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Those were really bad. If you want a pizza thats to die for. Come to Sacramento, Ca. And try Zeldas. Great deep dish. This place proves itself by the 45 min wait to get a booth or table every night of the week. Way worth it.
This is not worth dying for.
That is some nasty shit. This is truly death on a plate. LMAO!
yes, waffle, sometimes being from Aemrica is a real bitch.
I put on 20lbs just reading the list! Do people seriously eat those???
i love pizza but I don’t think that I will go for the Corn Dog pizza on stick! har har…
my god they all look AMAZING!
There is no way in hell i would eat ANY of those pizzas.
eww thats disgusting who would eat that?! Yuck ew yuck! You never see anything even a fraction that disgusting here in England!!!!!