5 Fish Platters You Won’t Find at Red Lobster
Like most suburban white trash families, when I want a first class seafood dinner, I pack up my twelve children into our Dodge Caravan, grab the latest set of Red Lobster coupons from my entertainment book and head out to the local Red Lobster.
While there are so many delicious varieties of Seafood at Red Lobster, there are always a few things they don’t ‘QUITE’ offer. The following seafood you will either have to put together yourself or get customized by your buddy who works the grill at McDonalds.
The Garbage Plate
(via thisiswhyyourefat.com)
The Garbage platge is a combination of either cheeseburger, hamburger, Italian sausages, steak, chicken, white or red hots, a grilled cheese sandwich, fried fish, or eggs, served on top of one or two of the following: home fries, fries, beans, and mac salad. The plate is adorned with optional mustard, onions or hot sauce.
9 Decker Filet O Fish
Sorry folks, the 9 decker Filet of fish is a McDonalds exclusive for the time being. I’m sure Red Lobster has got to have something similar though!
Mc Surf n Turf
Another McDonald’s exclusive here people. Can’t decide between a burger or a Filet o Fish? Why not put your hands together my fat little friend?
Deep Fried Fish Tacos
We were so close to actually eating healthy with these fish tacos, but we figured it wouldn’t have been very American of us. So of course we broke out the deep fryer and made sure that fish was nicely battered before submerging it in bubbling hot lard.
Deep Fried Salmon
No matter how hard I try, I can’t leave something that is naturally healthy, such as Salmon and leave it healthy. In this case, we battered the living hell out of these beautiful Salmon filets and let them bubble in my deep fryer long enough to kill off any health benefits. Delicious.
