How to Get Fit like Brangelina?
I don’t know how many times I’ve heard dudes tell me they wish they could have the build Brad Pitt is rocking in Fight Club. And ladies, I have heard many envious comments wishing you had but any part of Angelina Jolie attached to your feminine physique.
Guys, you don’t have to take steroids to look like Brad Pitt, and ladies, you don’t need to sink 50,000 dollars into plastic surgery to be as perfect as Angelina.
Aside from their normal Hollywood personal trainers what do Angelina and Brad do to keep their bodies buff?
Mostly stuff that you and me could do, unfortunately the fact of the matter is, most of are arelazy fast food loving pigs!
3000 Kids = A Lot of Calories Burned
Last I checked Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were sporting something ridiculous like ten children. I’m not sure if you’ve ever babysat more than two kids at one time, but I don’t think there is anything more exhausting than chasing a bunch of brats around the house who are most likely teaming up against you.
Dodging the Paparazzi
While being famous has lots of perks it also has its negative sides. Being chased around and constantly photographed by the Papparazi can have a huge toll on your physical and mental health. A lot of times stars like Brad and Angelina are forced to make mad dash sprints from their Hummer limosines to their destination. In case you didn’t know, running 12 miles per hour will burn about 1875 calories in an hour for a 185 lbs man.
High Intensity Movies
The couple has been known to play action packed rolls. This requires a lot of training as well as a lot of exertion while filming the actual movie. Mr and Mrs Smith, Tomb Raider and Fight Club are just a few of the couples action packed flicks that required them to be in tip top shape. Maybe the rest of us should find a profession that will pay us to actually look good?
Racquetball
The 80’s made two things popular. Racquetball and Cocaine. Cocaine stuck around and racquetball kind of got the shaft. It doesn’t mean its not an awesome sport. Imagine staring at Angelina Jolie’s ass as she’s bent over waiting for you to return her serve. Brad and Angelina have been known to play a few high paces games of Racquetball throughout the week good for at least 800 calories per hour.
Shopping For Things We Can’t Afford
When you make twenty million dollars per movie you have a lot of cash burning a giant hole in your pocket. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spend a lot of time gallivanting around high end stores that the regular person can’t afford. While walking doesn’t burn too many calories it all adds up and even just spending an hour leisurely shopping will melt off about 333 of those fat ass calories.
Bikram Yoga / Hot Yoga
Not sure what Bikram Yoga is? That is because you aren’t trendy! Bikram Yoga is basically yoga in an extremely hot room. Brad and Angelina love to do just about anything where they get hot and sweaty together and aside from sex, not much will get you as wet as Bikram Yoga. A few times a week, they roll out their high end LuLu Lemon Yoga gear and head to the local private Bikram Yoga spa to get their stretch and sweat on. An hour long session of Bikram Yoga will burn up around 575 calories of hard earned food!
Rock Star Humping aka Marathon Sex
The one thing that Angelina has never kept from the media is that she is a freak in the sack. If you are able to keep things together for an hour, the average 185 lb male will burn about 355 calories in an hour. How much more satisfying would that be than a treadmill?
