So you’ve worked your butt off all week, and it’s Friday night. You decide you want to head to the movies for some much needed relaxation and entertainment. You decide to go and watch Battle: Los Angelas based on movie recommendations from a good friend.
Alright so your half way through the movie, realizing that this is one of the worst recommendations ever. You text message your friend in a rage, informing him/her that they now owe you the $15 you sank into watching this stinker.
Maybe your friend has really poor taste in movies, maybe they were intoxicated, or maybe they gave you terrible movie recommendations as some kind of sick prank. Whatever the reason, its time for payback.
5. Make them a tasty fruit (Laxitive ) smoothy
This comes in at number 5 because it is basically just mean. While this will make you feel like you have got your payback, it will be followed by guilt when you hear the painful moans of your friend echoing from the bathroom.
If you are feeling particularly soul-less, do this prior to heading out for an evening on the town. There is nothing worse then using a nighclub toilet to make make #2 on, especially for an extended sitting.
4. Smoke them bad movie recommendations of your own
Going back to the days of Hammurabi’s Code where it was an eye for an eye. We won’t be pulling any eyes out, but getting your friend back with a brutal movie recommendation will bring you back to even.
This comes in at #4 because while it gets the job done, it severly lacks originality points and might be easy for your friend to clue into. The only reason this sneaks past the laxitive smoothy is because of pure amount of evil involved in that plot.
3. Set them up on a horrible blind date
No explaination required here. It’s awkward, it’s boring, and it’s definatly a lot worse then sitting through a bad movie. This has the potential to top this list, it’s only held back by the fact that it actually would take some effort to set this up.
2. Get them 2 tickets to that thing….that they don’t really like
You friends not into boring plays but their significant other is. Nothing says payback like giving their partner 2 tickets to the opera.
Your payback is not complete until the fat lady sings….literally.
1. If they have kids, buy a toy that makes a ton of noise
This tops the list because this is the payback that keeps on giving. We all know that children love noisy toys. Your friend will curse your name every time that noisy toy makeing loud noises.
Use this method of payback with extreme caution, especially if you have or are planning on having kids. Your friend will not forgot this special present and there is a high probability that you will have begun a toy war where nobody wins….except the kids.
