Rudolph Goes To Hell

For those of us over the age of seven, I’m sure we are all familiar with the world famous 1964 movie Rudolph The Red Nosed Reigndeer.

Like clockwork, every year around Christmas you will find this movie playing at least once a week on one of the major network channels.  I loved the movie when I was a kid, and now at nearly 30, I can still sit down and watch this movie all the way through without looking at my watch.  Since the movie is over 40 years old, there are lots of things that probably would no longer be considered politically correct.  As a result, dozens of ‘edits’ have been made around the world providing us some hilarious mash up video content mocking the world famous movie.

I’ve included a few in this post!  Enjoy!

Want some more Christmas Content? Read these:

For The Love Of Christmas Light (write4)

Glowing with Christmas Joy and Excitement (intent)

Illuminating the Home with LED Christmas Lights adds a Festive Appearance During the Holidays (reachby)

LED Christmas Lights (Posterous)

LED Christmas Lights: 15 Reasons To Use Them During The Holiday Season (Intent)

Why Buy Rope Lights (Christmaslightsetc.Wordpress)

Halloween Costume Ideas For Kids

Children love Halloween and any other costume party they get to go to, especially  little girls who always prefer to wear glamorous costumes like the princess costume. Whether it is the classic Cinderella costume or the Star Wars series costumes, they have always been the favorites. Costumes for kids should be worthy, but they must also be attractive and of course comfortable.

There are many kids costumes available commercially but some of the best and most memorable ones are those made at home by very creative people. A quick Google search  brings up some really great ideas that are so cute and unforgettable that will provide you with a lot of memorable photos if you choose to do the same.

My kids love to dress up, and I’m sure your children love to play make believe. Since you were once a child, you know just how much fun dressing up can be. Halloween allows kids with a great opportunity to act out and dress up as their favorite characters. Whether they choose a fictional or historical character does not matter, they are going to have a good time. Fortunately, kids costumes come in all shapes and sizes for children from infants to teenagers.

Even newborn infants can have their own cute costumes such as the bumble bees, pea pods and almost all the Disney Characters. Toddlers can be almost anything their creative minds can concoct. A fairy princess? No problem. A pirate? Likewise. A fairy pirate princess? It can be done! Older kids will undoubtedly decide to be something more concrete like a favorite action figure or super hero. Regardless of what a child chooses, the costume can be either made or bought outright to fit their needs.

Kids costumes are only limited by the imagination of the people wearing them. Those imaginations still really do not have any limits. Spacemen, ballerinas, lumberjacks, and pirates all can be real and they all can rub off on every adult. The world would be a much better place if, for a moment, everyone got the opportunity to experience being a child for just one moment.

The Never Ending Popularity Of The Indian Costumes via Article Compilation

Sexy Costumes For After Halloween via Article Pool

Affording Halloween Costumes on a Budget via Halloween Blog

Hannah Montana Costumes are Hot via Squidoo

Sexy Nurse Costumes For Your Lover via Mr Costumes

The Newest Halloween Costumes for 2010 via Media Lunch Box

John Carpenter Doing A Remake of Dracula via Mr Costumes Blog

A Brief History of Halloween via Wordpress.com

9 Army Costumes To Recognize Our Soldiers

Every day there are thousands of men and women who risk their lives on the front line to try and make this world a better place. They do this to provide us with a safe and happy place to live where we have the freedom to do the things we love without having somebody telling us what we can and can’t do.

As a tribute to these people who risk there lives, and for the thousands of soldiers who have lost their lives trying to protect our freedom, I have compiled a bunch of awesome Army Halloween costumes.

I know Halloween is a little far away still, but when you consider your Halloween costume this year, lets recognize our troops and rock out with our army gear on!

Read some more about Halloween costumes below:

Modern Day Witch Costumes (ArticlePool)
Clown Costumes and the Art of Clowning (Amazines)
Ladybug Costumes (Amazines)
The Inner Child in Your Adult Costume (WordWolf)
Vampire Costumes are Great for Halloween (RedGage)
Halloween Accessories for a Pirate (WomanPirateCostume)

Halloween Costumes and Suicide Bombers

What do Halloween costumes and suicide bombers have in common? Simple, some Halloween costumes are so embarrassing that it’s the only job you will ever get after being seen in public. So, we suggest you think long and hard before making the same mistake as other people who chose to wear the following ridiculously humiliating outfits. We still don’t understand why they did it unless someone put a gun to their head.

Wolverine

Yes, Wolverine in Hugh Jackman’s rendition is incredibly hot but the blue and yellow Halloween costume which is based on the cartoon is not. With bright blue boots that look like you just got off a ski lift, a bright yellow and blue one-piece with fake abs and a ridiculous yellow and black mask with little pointy ears, your only salvation is that maybe some people may not recognize you. Remember, Hugh Jackman yes, blue and yellow dweeb no.

Banana

Why anyone would want to dress up as a human size bright yellow fruit is beyond even the greatest minds in the world. Dressing up as a human banana is definitely not a good idea if you ever want to show your face in public again and will definitely not win you any brownie points with the girls. In fact some may think you are overcompensating for deficiencies in other departments.

He-Man

If going around in furry underpants and matching boots is your thing we have nothing against it, especially if you have the body to match, even if it is a rather odd choice. However, carrot colored wigs are definitely not something you should want to be seen in public with. If you really want to show off those pecs, next time try dressing up as a Chippendale. It will be cheaper and no one will wonder whether you have even started puberty yet.

Elvis

No, we have nothing against the King, in fact, we adore him. However we have a big thing against men who wear Elvis outfits that are sporting beer bellies larger than a nine month pregnant women and whose Halloween costumes are so tight they cause camel toe. Think about it, male camel toe, not something you want to see.

The walking vagina

Yes, we understand the male fascination with female genitalia, but do you really have to wear one from head to toe? This outfit takes the cake for most humiliating outfit and we can guarantee that anyone who decides to sport one will be avoided like the plague. Who wants to be seen talking to a vagina?

There are many more embarrassing Halloween costumes out there but these are just a few of the ones that caught our eye and nearly blinded us. If you do go on a hunt for embarrassing Halloween costumes we suggest wearing protective eye gear at the very least. In some cases even that may not be enough.

Trippy Christmas Lights

I noticed a trend on Flickr with artists taking blurry shots of Christmas lights. Now that seems like a somewhat interesting thing to do, and once I looked I was quite surprised. There were actually a lot of photo’s done like this and I started to appreciate them more and more as I looked. These pictures I could actually see being sold as art, just stick them in a nice frame and you got yourself some unique Christmas portraits. The exposure one these looks like 1-3 seconds depending on the shot, definitely around 3 in the tunnel shot below.

10 Sheepish Videos

For as long as I can remember, I’ve always been referred to amongst my friends as the goat lover.  It isn’t that I actually find goats sexually attractive, but more so that I find them to be absolutely hilarious creatures.

Until recently, I was all about the goats, and gave no other animal the time of day when it came to being funny.  This all changed today when I spent a good hour going through all the absolutely hilarious sheep videos on youtube.  Sheeps burp, fart, poop on camera, but the funniest part about sheep is that they think they are bad ass tough guys.  I’ve got a blend of sheep burping, to  sheep humping to straight up sheep tough guy’ism.  So turn up your speakers, and sit back and enjoy the hilarity that ensues within these funny sheep videos.

Sheep Vs Swing set

It is no secret that inanimate objects are very tough.  A few examples are concrete barriers when you are driving, fights with telephone polls and apparently swing sets when you are a sheep.

50 Sheep Vs Rottweiler

I’m not sure who the idiot was who let his rottweiler dog in to play with these sheep, but one thing is certain and that is there is serious power in numbers.  I don’t care if your dog is a black belt in jiujitsu, 50 sheep are going to kick his ass.

Burping Sheep

Bodily functions are always good times…. ’nuff said.

Incestuous Goat Fornication

Besides the fact that watching animals hump is generally pretty funny all on its own, this video is especially hilarious because apparently the humpee is the dad and the humper is his kid.  Yea, that’s right, I posted sheep incest.

Sheep Vs Soldier

Turns out Afghan people aren’t the only ones unafraid of American soldiers. Watch as these sheep attempt to take on the United States of America in a newly declared war!

Falling on Deaf Ears

Something tells me that one of these sheep are ’special’.  Somebody needs to give this little fella a hearing aid, because there is absolutely no reason he needs to be screaming!

Sheep Vs Dog

When it comes to feeding time, we all know that dogs think they are pretty effing tough; go near their food and they will bite your ass. Well, ever seen what happens when you piss off a feeding sheep? Watch this video to find out!

Bighorn Sheep Vs Toyota 4runner

Nobody said that sheep were smart creatures, but who in their right mind would attack a Toyota 4runner with their head of all things.  It might have been best for the evolution of sheep kind if the guy driving the truck just ran the sheep over and turned him into a nice pair of tall sheepskin boots!.

Bonus Material:

I decided to throw in a little bonus material if my real life sheep material wasn’t enough for you.  I’ve got two more clips, so don’t put that popcorn away yet folks!

Sheeps Vs Cows

A classic commercial where a flock of sheep take on a flock of cows Braveheart style!

Black Sheep

Ever wanted to watch a horror movie starring evil black sheep? Well wait no longer, the movie Black Sheep is waiting for you at your local Blockbuster.  Go pick it up and let it scare the living poop out of you!

6 Things the Japanese Could do with Whales Instead of Eating Them

Whaling in Japanese culture is not frowned upon in the slightest, so animal rights activists are always plotting and scheming new ways to piss the Japanese off by telling them not to do it. Instead of telling them “no”, we think we should let the Japanese know what else they could do with those big ass whales.

1. Whale Racing

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If you’ve seen the classic movie Ben-Hur you may remember the scene where they race in chariots pulled by horses. So, why not create something fun to do with the whales? Driving around on a boat chariot hauled by a trained whale would be incredibly eco-friendly. Not to mention fun, up until your whale is targeted by a school of pissed off sharks. By attaching a large leash to the whale (in a safe, humane way, of course) you could harness the power of the beast fueled on smaller fish. Just feed your whale and you should be good. Off to the races!

2. Whale Watching

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Yes, there is an extreme difference in the adrenaline pumping sport of whale racing when compared to whale watching, but hell - not everyone is completely capable of hanging onto that watery bronco. Whale watching can actually be kind of soothing, as you listen in on their calls of “kill anything that looks like a boat”. Yeah, it’s kind of a sleeper sport, but you might see some crazy underwater battles (but the likelihood of that is about a 3% chance, I’m guessing). For Victoria whale watching, you can see some fat Orcas. Personally, they were cooler when they were known as “killer whales”.

3. Become “Whale Whisperers”

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A more safe, and perhaps lucrative business alternative to slaughtering whales would be turning those big mothers into pets. Everyone knows pets have problems. That’s why there are specialists that can “talk some sense into your pet”, and if Dogs are a big part of people’s problems, then I’m sure whales would be quite cumbersome. Forget scratched furniture and chewed up shoes, good luck trying to ever have another bath in your apartment. If Cesar Millan can bank his life fortune on the insecurities of human beings interacting with their dogs, think about how many people would fail at raising a whale!

4. Whale Tweets

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Whales usually talk a bunch when they’re swimming around. They also eat a lot. So why not let researchers and the internet itself know when a whale eats, swims around in circles, or farts? Hook up a twitter account and that whale is guaranteed to not be turned into some delicious sushi. Figuratively known as the “Fail Whale“, these tweeting whales would provide entertainment for the world.

5. Fancy Whale Fashions

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Alright this may be stretching it a bit, but if dogs can get sweet goggles, and if cats can get fake fingernails and “people” clothes, and horses getting shoes… it just makes sense that whales should look good. Maybe some shorts or hats to kick it off. Whale fashion shows could be held on giant slip and slides and end up back in the ocean. Only problem is the whales might be a little pissed off when scuba divers go down to remove the fashion garments for re-sale. You ever tried fighting an Orca for his fedora? Didn’t think so.

6. Using Blowholes for (Balloon) Inflation

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In a pinch, a whale could just breathe and inflate balloons. Simply load a whale into a dunk tank and hook balloons up to that sucker. A hit at birthday parties, and generally awesome - this could be the next big thing in whale innovation. Also, I know what you’re all thinking when I said “use their blowholes”. Shame on you.

6 Animated Christmas Light Displays That Will Blow Your Stockings Off

I don’t know what it is about July; maybe it is the fact that its just past half way to Christmas or maybe it is the fact that there are so many Christmas in July sales in the mall, but I can’t help but think about Christmas every year around this time.

So today, I spent a good hour digging around Youtube, checking out some of the most amazing Christmas lights spectacles I could find. I was thinking I’d probably find a few houses that had 20,000 lights or so and power bills the size of most families monthly incomes, but to my surprise I was blown away by actual animated LED Christmas light shows.

Around here, the people with a billion static lights get all the attention, but on the Internet is where the real Christmas light freaks catch their fifteen minutes of fame. These people have not only completely drenched their houses with tens of thousands of LED Christmas lights, they’ve also used a computer to animate them so they dance in tune with music.

Some of these videos date back to 2007, so before you comment that some of these are old, not every single person walking the planet watched every video on youtube.

Here are six videos of animated Christmas lights made by some very talented people…. let the countdown to Christmas begin!

Frisco Christmas Lights - Wizards in Winter

Santa Clause is Coming to Town

You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch 2007 by Dearing Dazzle

42,000 Christmas LED Lights Dance to Coca Cola Holiday Song

Christmas Lights Synchronized to TSO Nutcracker

Christmas Light Show - Amazing Grace Techno