The Ultimate Fish Slide

It is always sad when a pet passes, but what happens if your pet happens to be a delicious fish?

Do you do the respectable thing and give him a proper flush burial or do pan fry him and incorporate him into a gourmet meal that will probably land you some action from your woman?

This man had this exact scenario and did what any intelligent man would do when faced with such a dilemma; he built a giant fish water slide with two possible exist points and left it up to fate.