Bacon Tuxedo with Bonus Bacon Smell

MMMmmmmm Bacon.  Seriously, what has this world come to when people are so obsessed with bacon they feel the need to produce a Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedos.

OK, I’ll be perfectly honest, when I came across this Tuxedo all i could think of is how badly I wanted to get married just so I could walk down the isle looking and smelling like a hot pan full of greasy ass bacon.

I’m sure my potential wife would be ecstatic about the idea of a bacon themed wedding. We could have stuffed pig center pieces,  forks and knives carefully carved out of high grade bacon and lets not forget a dramatic wedding dress completely made of freshly sewn raw bacon.

We could top it all off with ‘Babe’ the pig being the ring bearer.  Do you think he’d make a celebrity appearance at my all bacon wedding?