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Hard Ticket to Hawaii Death Scene

In what is to be probably the worst death scene in all action film history, a pair of mean end up killing a skateboarder and his blowup doll as they fly through the air by launching a couple rockets at them. I really couldn’t stop laughing after i saw this ridiculous piece of cinema, if it can be called that.

Needing to know more, I dug into this movie called “Hard Ticket to Hawaii” written and directed by Andy Sidaris. It is widely considered to be one of the worst movies of all time and it has the production quailty of pornography of the same era. It seems that Andy Sidaris kind of had a knack for creating the God awful masterpieces and he made a living out of it and even has a steady cult following. This garbage has a 2.9 on IMDB and people either seem to love it or hate it. I think that the best part of the movie is right here and there’s no reason to waste a couple hours of your life on this.

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The Hawaii Chair

I really think it’s a shame that a product this ridiculous is named after my gorgeous state. Unfortunately, there is no copyrighting names of places and the Hawaii Chair was born. Essentially, the chair has a seat that rotates in a way that, if you happened to be sitting on it, your hips move in a circular motion similar to the hula dance, or hoop if that helps you out more.

I can’t imagine having to deal with a coworker riding one of these things every day. It would just get on my nerves. Not just actually watching them go around in circles looking ridiculous but because they would be pretending there wasn’t anything weird going on. I would go crazy. Check out the super cheesy infomercial below.

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Origin of the Swine Flu

We all know that the Avian Flu originated from people sucking faces with chickens.  That is no secret; so why is it some big secret where the Swine Flu came from?

Since this blog is called ‘This Piggy’ and a Swine is a pig, I think its only fair to assume that the Swine Flu came from getting down and dirty with a filthy little bacon producing swine. If you are unfamiliar with the Swine Flu it is an STD (Swine Transmitted Disease) epidemic that is sweeping Mexico and unfortunately finding its way back to North America.

I have some pretty clear cut proof of people sucking face with pigs. If you want to know who to blame for the epidemic we no longer have to hunt for evidence as This Piggy brought it to your attention first!

Low and behold nine  ‘potential’ origins of the Swine Flu.

Exhibit #9
I would point the finger at this lady, but it looks like this pig has already been cooked.  She is off the hook this time.

Exhibit #8
Again, this pig seems to be lacking most of his body.  Unless he is festering at the neck, chances are this woman is clean as well

Exhibit #7
I’m not 100% sure what part of the pig you need to suck to get the Swine Flu, but if it is the ear, this woman could definitely be the culprit.

Exhibit #6
The woman promised this guy she’d take his virginity if he kissed the Pig.  The jokes on her if he caught the Swine flu before they did it!

Exhibit #5
This man/woman actually appears to be doing a good deed.  To the best of my guessing ability it appears as though he/she is giving mouth to mouth resuscitation to this piggy.  Next time he’ll/she’ll use protection!

Exhibit #4
Ladies, just because something is cute as a button doesn’t mean it can’t give you diseases.  Just because somebody is good looking doesn’t mean they don’t have STD’S (Swine Transmitted Diseases)

Exhibit #3
Alcohol lowers our judgment, but just because an oversized pig is spooning you while you drool half conscious on the floor does not mean you should make out with him.

Exhibit #2
Sure, this pig may look lonely, he may look cute, but there is a reason he is in that cage woman! STDs are running wild in the pig world, don’t let it do you!

Exhibit #1
This poor kid never had a chance.  This Pig stalked this baby for hours.  Hey little kiddie, do you want a lollipop, just come over to my blue van… I mean… my cage.  Next thing you know the baby is sucking the sweet sweet snot of the pig snout.  Poor kid, he never had a chance.

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